The internet's premier collection of absolutely useless websites. Each one dumber than the last. You're welcome.
Quality index
0
out of 10
Generates elaborate heartfelt apologies for things you definitely didn't do.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Pink rubber spheres fall and pile up. Press FLUSH. They're gone. They come back. This is your life now.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Translates English into slightly different English — formal, vague, corporate, alarmed, or medieval.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
A one-question productivity quiz you can take instead of doing actual work. Score only goes down.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.