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A piece of cheese is stuck to your cursor and a mouse desperately wants it. See how long you can keep it away.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Press the unlabeled button to receive your next officially formal way of saying hello. Accuracy, brevity, and dignity not guaranteed.
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eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
A certified sneeze replacement service. Press ACHOOO and feel something building. We make no further promises.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
Hold anywhere and drag to leave your mark in the snow. A certified, entirely unscientific analysis of your aim, elegance, and depth.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
A pot that boils eventually — the instant you stop watching it. Switch tabs at your own risk.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Send a message. Watch it get Read. Then watch them start typing, and stop. Forever.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Draw your signature and receive a certified, entirely unscientific analysis of exactly who you are.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
Translates English into slightly different English — formal, vague, corporate, alarmed, or medieval.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
A dramatic countdown to an unspecified event that may or may not happen. Until: something. Probably.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
A one-question productivity quiz you can take instead of doing actual work. Score only goes down.
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eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Calculates exactly how many emails your meeting was worth. Spoiler: more than one.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
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