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A certified sneeze replacement service. Press ACHOOO and feel something building. We make no further promises.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
A rapid-fire emoji slot machine reveals your one true spirit animal. When you feel the connection, press STOP.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Hold anywhere and drag to leave your mark in the snow. A certified, entirely unscientific analysis of your aim, elegance, and depth.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
Send a message. Watch it get Read. Then watch them start typing, and stop. Forever.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
Draw your signature and receive a certified, entirely unscientific analysis of exactly who you are.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Enter your meeting details and receive an official legitimacy score. Nothing scores above 40.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Translates English into slightly different English — formal, vague, corporate, alarmed, or medieval.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
A one-question productivity quiz you can take instead of doing actual work. Score only goes down.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
Calculates exactly how many emails your meeting was worth. Spoiler: more than one.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
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