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A pot that boils eventually — the instant you stop watching it. Switch tabs at your own risk.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Send a message. Watch it get Read. Then watch them start typing, and stop. Forever.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Draw your signature and receive a certified, entirely unscientific analysis of exactly who you are.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
Translates English into slightly different English — formal, vague, corporate, alarmed, or medieval.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
A dramatic countdown to an unspecified event that may or may not happen. Until: something. Probably.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
A one-question productivity quiz you can take instead of doing actual work. Score only goes down.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Calculates exactly how many emails your meeting was worth. Spoiler: more than one.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.