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Pink rubber spheres fall and pile up. Press FLUSH. They're gone. They come back. This is your life now.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there
Submit your grievances to a void that receives them warmly and does absolutely nothing with them.
LOADING something very important...
eta: unknown · progress: negligible · hope: diminishing
Five earnest personality questions reveal your true bread identity. It's always white bread.
Content Advisory
Contains zero practical value. Side effects include mild confusion, mild amusement, and mild regret. Not a substitute for doing something productive.
Your personalized daily horoscope — identical for all 12 signs. The cosmos are not playing favorites.
Fun Fact
No one asked for any of this.
And yet, here we are.
Generates elaborate heartfelt apologies for things you definitely didn't do.
Official Review
"It exists."
- A person who was definitely there